Short Day on Salerno FOB

As posted below, MAJ Short received the news that his daughter had been born early yesterday morning and after hanging up the phone with his wife Chris (who had done all the hevy lifting here) he immediately declared:

"I have been blessed with a daughter. Short the Great has been fruitful and multiplied. I hereby decree, from this moment forward, that today shall be known as 'Short Day' on Forward Operating Base Salerno....." (scroll down)